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  • Bella: Mom i dont wanna go
  • Renee: Too bad. Suck it up
  • Bella: Ok
  • *On a plane*
  • Bella: WEE
  • Charlie: Yo wasap
  • Bella: Hi
  • *goes to school*
  • Bella: Hey look a hot guy
  • Edward: She smells funny
  • Bella: I think he thinks i smell funny
  • Bella: No one likes me
  • Eric: Hey. Your Hot
  • Bella: No one loves me
  • Mike: Hey. I love you
  • Bella: NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME!
  • Edward: Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep
  • Bella: ...Ok weird
  • Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
  • Edward: *pushy*
  • Bella: ohmygod. You saved me
  • Edward: No i didn’t
  • Bella: Yeah you did
  • Edward: No i didn’t
  • Bella: Yeah you did!
  • Bella: HI JACOB!
  • Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
  • Bella: Really?
  • Jacob: Yeah. Your hot
  • *does research*
  • Bella: OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE!
  • Edward: Durr
  • Bella: I love you
  • Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle
  • Bella: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE
  • Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
  • Edward: Get into my car i can do freaky things!
  • Bella: Wee!
  • Edward: Lets eat
  • Bella: Your weird
  • Edward: I can read minds.
  • Bella: Your weird
  • Edward: I don’t eat
  • Bella: Your weird
  • Edward: Do you like Baseball?
  • Bella: No
  • Edward: Let’s play
  • Edward: This is my family. We like baseball
  • Jasper: I have no Emotions
  • Alice: I AM TINKERBELL!
  • Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr
  • Emmit: I am strong.
  • Carlisle: I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak
  • Esme: I love you
  • Edward: VAMPIRES! EEK
  • Laurant: I is black
  • James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
  • *breaks Bella’s Leg*
  • Bella: Owwie!
  • Edward: BASTARD
  • *Kills James*
  • Bella: Woo
  • Edward: I love you
  • Bella: I love you
  • Kissy Kissy
  • =============
  • In a nutshell.
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